Alien In My Belly
Starting a couple weeks ago, I started having some pain in my back, as well as in my sternum and hip. That was kind of unsettling, and I let myself think I was recurring for a couple of days, but these days I am thinking that my back just hurts because I tried to play and do stuff before fully rehabilitating my atrophied leg. I was mainly worried because the pain was coupled with this odd movement inside my abdomen, just to the left of my belly-button. The movement is still happening randomly throughout the day. I called a nurse at the doctor's office and explained my symptoms: the pain and the "movement" in my stomach. The nurse said that she didn't understand what I was talking about when I said "movement." Then I told her about how it felt to me like there was an alien implanted in my stomach and it was trying to get out. She said that I would have to come in to the office for her to see if it was an alien or not. I am pretty sure she thought I was an idiot.
But I went in to see Kathy and she checked out my abdomen and she said it was not a swollen spleen or baby alien or anything. And we talked about it and there are a lot of reasons why I could have these pains, but I think we are going to get a PET scan to check for sure. So I imagine I will get a PET scan in a week or two, plus I'll have an appointment Dec. 6 with my radiation oncologist. Until then, I am just getting back to working at the hospital and coaching.

8 Comments:
jason power trip! you sincerely suck at answering emails. just to let you know. im glad you arent being a negative nancy...obviously that fortune cookie's bit of wisdom did its work :-P. see you soon j-dawg
4:37 PM
hahaha i wouldve liked to have seen the nurse's face when you told her you had an alien in your stomach. im sure youll be fine. and i just heard this joke today, and i thought i'd pass it on:
Why did the tomato blush?
...because he saw the salad dressing!
haha! get it? salad, dressing? well, i thought it was funny. :-D see you soon!
8:51 PM
That's what I call a radiation-induced pregnancy?
Greetings from Thailand!
10:38 PM
In Thailand, that's what they call a radiation-induced pregnancy!
10:39 PM
I thought maybe the tomato saw the meat loaf
8:03 AM
only jason would tell a nurse that he had an alien in his belly..
hopefully i will get to see you over christmas break if you are still in norcal,
miss you jason,
jessie (aka your favorite.. not really)
4:28 PM
Silly Nurse! Sometimes when one is over-educated it's easy to overlook the obvious. It's not an alien, it's a Worry-Worm, and they truly hate the fiber in apples. Just eat some apples and force it down and out through your discard hole, and be rid of it.
Hugs, Aunterier
6:59 AM
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11:13 PM
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